Stephen Colbert: The Census Bureau Is Like A Drunk Boyfriend (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert doesn’t like The Census Bureau and he has made it quite clear in the latest episode of his show, The Colbert Report.

“You hear that Census Bureau. Only population count, you don’t have the right to my personal information that belongs to Facebook,” said a mockingly emotional Stephen Colbert.

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Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert Touts Sister Elizabeth Colbert-Busch’s Congressional

Stephen Colbert highlighted his sister, Democratic House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch, on his show. Though he did it in his usual funny way on the pretext of threatening to reveal secrets from her middle-school diary and letting the world know her girlhood nickname was ‘Lulu,’ the intent of promotion was pretty clear.

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Poll: South Carolina Wants Stephen Colbert to be Their Next Senator

Poll: South Carolina Wants Stephen Colbert to be Their Next Senator

South Carolina has spoken: they want Colbert Report host to be their next senator, according to a new poll from Public Policy Polling.

Stephen Colbert Can Definitely Not Coordinate With Super PAC Jon Stewart (VIDEO)

Jon Stewart is really happy with his new position as head of Stephen Colbert’s super political-action committee. But with great power comes great responsibility. Stewart is also very worried and definitely does not want to go to jail!

Recently he heard Mitt Romney say on ‘Morning Joe’ that he (Mitt) can’t coordinate with his own super PAC or he’ll go to the ‘big house.’

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Stephen Colbert Rips Anderson Cooper For RidicuList Giggles (Video)

In this awesomely hilarious video below, Stephen Colbert finds and exploits the greatest weakness of one Anderson Cooper (hint, it has to do with his giggles and uncontrollable laughter recently on his RidicuList segment on Gerard Depardieu).

Stephen Colbert has been known to put other talk show hosts in their place, but he’s always had a tough time with Anderson Cooper. The two have had “a long time beef” according to Colbert, who also notes Cooper’s calmness under pressure as a journalist. In the video below, however, Colbert says he may have found Cooper’s ultimate weakness: “Celebrity poop puns.” MORE

Colbert Called Shotgun: The Super PACs Should Back Off Rick Perry, Ad

Apparently, Standard and Poor forgot to carry the Christ when they did their Math. This revelation according to Stephen Colbert during Monday night’s Colbert Report. He then proceeded to discuss the impending candidacy of Texas Governor Rick Perry who’s the latest figure in evangelical politics who reached out for God’s forgiveness because that’s what we need – or we need at least China’s forgiveness in Stephen’s opinion. And he has a message for the Super PACs: “Back off, bitches. I saw him first.” After laying claim to Perry, Colbert went on to preview a teaser commercial that will begin running in Iowa on Wednesday, just in time for the upcoming straw polls. MORE

Stephen Colbert Talks About The Dangers Of Government Funded Birth Control (Video)

On Monday, the Department of Health and Human Services announced that health insurance companies must fully cover birth control for women beginning next August. And that’s all great and – what? Yeah, Stephen. Well Stephen Colbert would like to enlighten us to the dangers of the government taking over the personal life of a woman on the Colbert Report, which is a matter between her and her husband and, of course, the priest. “The health Nazis are up to something!” MORE